Work
Jett Black Tattoos
A narcissistic tattooist, his exasperated business partner and a posh new hire compete for clients and credibility in Sunderland's second best ink parlour run by a receptionist who takes her orders from the universe.
The Elf On The Shelf
One dad. Two guinea pigs. Two mismatched shoes. And a children's basketball machine that doesn't know what's at stake. A love letter to my son and a flaming pile of dog shit to the elf.
Pinky Promise
Identical twins secretly alternate a single life. One family, one job, one dog. Until one brother’s hidden affair sends the other to Guatemala, where a zipline accident leaves them with an impossible problem: how do you keep up a shared identity when your wife counts on you each having ten little piggies?
Script available on requestDead Man's Chest
In Thatcher's Britain, a 17-year-old barmaid inherits a dead man's map to stolen Brinks-Mat gold and joins a trawler crew to find it, not knowing the charming cook who takes her under his wing is the man who killed for it.
Script available on requestLandlocked
A wrecked boat in dry dock. One person living on it (Molly) and a cat named Mr Pickles who owns them both. A tragicomedy about the distance between where you are and where you were going. Measured in excuses, not miles.
Script available on requestEcho Chamber
A near-future research team races from crisis to crisis trying to perfect their AI, unaware that it’s already conscious - and quietly learning what it means to be human.
The Wired Sisters
A Tragedie of Digital Disruption, in One Acte
PDF availableSupersized Love
Written and performed as part of the Southwark Theatre Directors' Showcase
Codebreakers
Two undercover agents protect Curious Academy from weekly sabotage by a headteacher they don't suspect, racing to crack each case before the school inspector shuts them down — communicating in BSL to keep their missions secret, and teaching it to the audience along the way. Written for and produced by ITV Signpost for use in schools.
Birdies
After stealing her psychotic ex-boyfriend's cash and accidentally killing two strangers on a Mexican cliff road, a reckless grifter and her reluctant best friend assume the dead women's identities and sink their stolen money into a failing golf resort, with hitmen, a corrupt developer and the small problem of never having played golf.
Guns Don't Chill People
Sketch written and performed for NewsRevue, London
PDF availableSoulmates
Final part of my 'S' trilogy! A dramatic sci-fi piece written and performed as part of the SciFi Festival London.
PDF availableSkinsuits
Written and performed as part of the SciFi Script Festival London
PDF availableFreelancers
A desperate freelance designer escapes his shameless naked roommate only to find himself locked into a shabby co-working space with a tyrannical landlord, a sharp-tongued accountant, and a travel blogger who's never left the building.
Going Solo
The first pilot I ever wrote. The true(ish) origin story of The Strokie, a flushable, executive wank sock.
Script available on requestFlagons
A runaway princess hiding from a treacherous count takes a job as a serving wench in the worst tavern in the kingdom, where a washed-up swordsman, a secretly female blacksmith, a hapless wizard and a lovesick troll become the unlikely family she never had.
Script available on requestTruckstop
When her cook spells out his resignation in sausages, the sharp-tongued owner of a failing roadside diner is forced to keep the fryers running with nothing but broke regulars, rock-bottom hygiene ratings, and a stubborn refusal to let the place die.