Birdies
After stealing her psychotic ex-boyfriend's cash and accidentally killing two strangers on a Mexican cliff road, a reckless grifter and her reluctant best friend assume the dead women's identities and sink their stolen money into a failing golf resort, with hitmen, a corrupt developer and the small problem of never having played golf.
- quarter-finalist — Stage32 13th Annual Comedy Writing Contest
EXT. MEXICAN JUNGLE - DAY
ALLIE FRANCIS and CELIA WARRENS, both in their late-twenties and wearing golfing attire, are searching a jungle clearing.
ALLIE
Well, where the fuck is it?
CELIA
I don’t know. Maybe you should have hidden it. You know your way around a bush better than me.
ALLIE
Why hide it at all?
CELIA
That’s what they do on TV.
ALLIE
We’re not on TV. Shit! It could be anywhere.
CELIA
Which hole is this again? I think I put it next to number 20.
ALLIE
They only have 18! I swear to god, I’m fucking leaving you here.
CELIA
Uh-uh, ‘til death do us part, remember?
ALLIE
OK, then I’ll kill you.
Allie approaches Celia menacingly.
CELIA
For richer or for poorer?
Allie shakes her head and continues towards her. Celia turns and runs.