Guns Don't Chill People

INT. BLASTEM GUNS INC. - DAY

PETER stands in front of a whiteboard while INGRID and JASPER sit at a boardroom table.

PETER

OK, guys, here’s the deal, as a gun manufacturer it’s getting pretty tricky for us out there and I think one of the problems is that our products sound... well... a little bit scary. We need some softer, ‘gentler’ names. I mean, AK-47 doesn’t exactly sound very ‘family friendly’.

INGRID

An AK-47 isn’t.

PETER

But what if it was a ‘Bumfuzzler’?

INGRID

I’m not sure that’s any better.

JASPER

I’d buy one.