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The Elf On The Shelf

One dad. Two guinea pigs. Two mismatched shoes. And a children's basketball machine that doesn't know what's at stake. A love letter to my son and a flaming pile of dog shit to the elf.

INT. LUCAS’S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Christmas lights and decorations. A six-year-old boy's room. Posters. Mess. Snow falling outside.

JONATHAN (37) sits on the edge of the bed. LUCAS (6) is tucked in, duvet up to his chin.

He kisses Lucas’s head. Turns the big light off. The nightlight glows.

JONATHAN

Night, son.

LUCAS

Night, Dad.

Jonathan starts to leave.

LUCAS

I wonder what that silly Elf is going to do tonight?

JONATHAN

Oh yeah. Me too, big man-

Jonathan pulls the door to.