Scripts
Jett Black Tattoos
A narcissistic tattooist, his exasperated business partner and a posh new hire compete for clients and credibility in Sunderland's second best ink parlour run by a receptionist who takes her orders from the universe.
Codebreakers
Two undercover agents protect Curious Academy from weekly sabotage by a headteacher they don't suspect, racing to crack each case before the school inspector shuts them down — communicating in BSL to keep their missions secret, and teaching it to the audience along the way. Written for and produced by ITV Signpost for use in schools.
Birdies
After stealing her psychotic ex-boyfriend's cash and accidentally killing two strangers on a Mexican cliff road, a reckless grifter and her reluctant best friend assume the dead women's identities and sink their stolen money into a failing golf resort, with hitmen, a corrupt developer and the small problem of never having played golf.
Freelancers
A desperate freelance designer escapes his shameless naked roommate only to find himself locked into a shabby co-working space with a tyrannical landlord, a sharp-tongued accountant, and a travel blogger who's never left the building.
Going Solo
The first pilot I ever wrote. The true(ish) origin story of The Strokie, a flushable, executive wank sock.
Script available on requestFlagons
A runaway princess hiding from a treacherous count takes a job as a serving wench in the worst tavern in the kingdom, where a washed-up swordsman, a secretly female blacksmith, a hapless wizard and a lovesick troll become the unlikely family she never had.
Script available on requestTruckstop
When her cook spells out his resignation in sausages, the sharp-tongued owner of a failing roadside diner is forced to keep the fryers running with nothing but broke regulars, rock-bottom hygiene ratings, and a stubborn refusal to let the place die.